Snake Person

“Alright, Mister,” the officer pauses for a second as he looks across the table at the reptilian being in front of him, “Snake Person.” He double checks his file in front of him as the name leaves his mouth to make sure this is not some prank from a senior officer. He continues, “I want to remind you that you are not being charged on any accounts at this time, but we would like to know the correct order of events from the top.” Snake Person sits there pondering for a moment. He speaks in a well pronounced way. “The human from earth known as Jake is my friend. I will only provide factual non-incriminating recollection of the events that took place.” His human face surrounded by a cobra’s hood. The rest of his body is human save some scaly areas. The officer acknowledges this. “Yes, understood. Please start from the top. On the first night you stated you came upon a level 4 temporal anomaly?” Snake person nods and begins to discuss the arrival that night to Jake’s home. “What did Jake say caused it?” the officer interrupts. “His portal device.” Snake Person replies. His face continues to remain emotionless. The interview continues.