New Sales Associate Interview

New Sales Associate Interview

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BP here, I have finished interviewing the candidate, Ms. Wolfe, for the cerebral associate position. I have offered the position to her and she has tentatively accepted. Please let the other department heads and upper management know that I consider her a full member of my sales team and would not appreciate another department enticing my new employee away or undermining my authority over her.

Also some new research on the insider trading that I discovered. Ms. Asia, while an independent investor, does not have any dealings with insider trading. She may be a worthy sales associate worth pursuing, but she has a limited shelf life. Ms. Preschiss, on the other hand, was the one behind the insider trading, in my expert opinion; however, She may have regret in the profit she tried to gain from the venture. She may also be a worthy sales associate; however, I highly recommend letting the capitol mature before fully investing.

Where’s my beer?

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4 Replies to “New Sales Associate Interview”

  1. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about business over the years, it’s that management does what it wants regardless of the employees’ wishes. Maybe it’s time to form a Union?

  2. You know, Ace Tomato Investments employees have been giving it some thought, but every time someone takes the lead, they end up retiring and having their traders license revoked.

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