Maturing Stocks

Maturing Stocks

 

 

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[BEEEEP]

Hey Banger, this is SP. I wanted to give you a quick update.

We’ll handle your shares transfer in the usual way. This one’s on us this time.

Marketing has dug a little deeper into the investor which most concerned them. It seems she was part of an old portfolio which we divested ourselves of recently. This may represent a huge conflict of interest. We suggest you divest yourself and us of her account entirely before the end of the first quarter.

There will be beer when it’s done.

[BEEEEP]


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