Maturing Stocks
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[BEEEEP]
Hey Banger, this is SP. I wanted to give you a quick update.
We’ll handle your shares transfer in the usual way. This one’s on us this time.
Marketing has dug a little deeper into the investor which most concerned them. It seems she was part of an old portfolio which we divested ourselves of recently. This may represent a huge conflict of interest. We suggest you divest yourself and us of her account entirely before the end of the first quarter.
There will be beer when it’s done.
[BEEEEP]
4 Replies to “Maturing Stocks”
Time to open a bar with all this beer!
Wonder how dangerous this portfolio was, hmmm.
That’s an interesting question. But is it the right one?
I will have to come up with a response concerning the “Investor”