El Robo
The Theft
Note- This is a very private log- this is not shared with anyone, but is a significant event in the character’s life.
The cameras did not notice the figure move from the darkness of the gate and stretch over it. The famous bald head was covered in black, and the only recognizable feature was his eyes. “Why am I here?” thinks the man, briefly losing himself in memory.
Victor sat down on the far too large chair across from Greg Nugent, Vice President of Marketing for TecateĀ®. “Victor, without La Flamma Blanca, I am not sure what value you have. It has been a good run, and I like you, but I think it is over.”
“Wait, Senor Greg, I may have a reason to keep me on, but it must be off the record, and secret.”
The dark figure moved towards the power station, and stretched up to the open window upstairs. “Thank you for making this easy,” Rebota thinks, and heads over to the board. He mentally checks his notes, and presses a button.
The brewery comes alive on the East side, guards swarming around the brewery itself, while Rebota moves toward the headquarters near the center of the complex. “Let’s see if that means all the guards are there,” thinks Rebota as he prowls through the shadows quickly.
He slides under the door, literally, by making himself to only an inch thick. He then turns into an inconspicuous ball, and waits a few moments to make sure he is not heard. Rebota then rises, blending into the shadows, seeing all within 1000′ of the warehouse he has entered. He prowls quietly to a desk with a terminal, a bright computer screen still left on.
“Well, this makes the purchase of the hack a waste, but who knew that ahead of time?” He makes a simple search of “recipes”, not being an expert on computers, and lucks out- the detailed recipe for Guinness Stout is there, easy to copy. He knows that being without fingerprints he need not clean up, and returns the computer back to the screen he found it.
Left next to the terminal he leaves a digital business card with one side, in block letters, “REBOTA”, and the reverse side his signature video.
(Note- Video may be offensive to some- Introduces Victor’s secret identity, Rebota, which in English means bounce)
He goes out the way he came, whistling on his way down the street. TecateĀ® would soon have a new stout!
Approximate English translation of song
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces (hey)
Bounces, bounces, bounces
That booty bounces, bounces
That booty on the disk bounces
That booty in my bed bounces
That booty on the beach bounces
That booty in the networks explodes (hey)
We are breaking the party
Cough ‘find out that today Move touches
So move it, mommy
If they know that she is crazy
She says she’s crazy, that her buttocks move
Because he wants to bounce ‘, he wants to bounce’
He says that with me she is coming
She wants the baby to train her
And do not stop because you always want more
She knows that I love her, but she does not love me
He only wants to make war but it is choking ‘
We’ve already spent so many nights that I only think about doing it
If it does bounce
That booty on the disk bounces
That booty in my bed bounces
That booty on the beach bounces
That booty in the networks explodes (hey)
We are breaking the party
find out that today Move touches
So move it, mommy
If they know that she is crazy
She says she’s crazy, that her buttocks move
Because he wants to bounce ‘, he wants to bounce’
He says that with me she is coming
She wants the baby to train her
And do not stop because you always want more
She knows that I love her, but she does not love me
He only wants to make war but it is choking ‘
We’ve already spent so many nights that I only think about doing it
If it does bounce
4 Replies to “El Robo”
Every spy needs a first job! Tecate Stout I want to try!
I bet some folks at Guiness were pissed!
Hahaha! A drunk beer joke, they were pissed! Love it!
The Caedechron inside me got excited for a second when I saw the title, until I remembered it was “The Robbery” and not “The Robot.” In Portuguese the word for robot is Robo, and it’s been a while since I have been in a Spanish class.
Anyway, fun insight into Tecate’s uses for Rebota