Boat Party

Boat Party

Cavalry Lives a Dream

Warning- Video at the end of this log has explicit language.

So I thought that S.A.V.I.O.R was putting me on the bench, yet again- I wanted to patrol with them, but they wanted to put me in some marketing situation. However, it turned out amazing!

A group of us were sent out to meet with leaders of Century Station and it was on a boat! Not just any boat, but a luxury yacht with free-flowing drinks, food, and lots of beautiful people. There were leaders of industry, politicians, and executives from the company that sponsors S.A.V.I.O.R., Tecate®.

So we mingled, and I was surprised at the affection that each of us received! The people seemed to feel that we were doing a great job as a hero group in Century Station, even better than the Centurions had done!

So we all arrived together, but split quickly upon arrival. Deathwish went to one of the bars, and Zeau went straight to the bow, trying to keep himself above the fray. The Geist went over to Director Balisong to discuss S.A.V.I.O.R. business. I watched them all go, and suddenly heard a voice behind me, with a familiar Mexican accent.

“So, Senor Cavalry, you ready to reap the benefits of being a hero of S.A.V.I.O.R.?”, said Rubber Band Man, aka Victor Valenzuela.

“Sure, what do I do?” I asked.

“Well first you must get into the proper clothes- come with me, we find Senor Greg.”

We found Greg Nugent, VP of Marketing for Tecate®, who presented me with a new official S.A.V.I.O.R./Tecate® uniform. I hurriedly changed into it, just in time to catch up to Victor, who was staring out at a spot on the boat.

“Ah, Senor Cavalry, Dios Mio! Do you see her?” He pointed out at a very tall blonde woman in a bikini at the rail of the stern, laughing. “I must have her! Come, there are many beautiful ladies, and you can be my wing man.”

Before I could object Victor was dragging me across the boat, laser guided it seemed, until we were there in front of the blonde and her friends. Victor had grabbed a few beers on the way, and I found myself in possession of 3 of them myself. “Follow my lead,” Victor whispered, and we were face-to-face with a group of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, all in barely there bikinis and one piece swimsuits.

Victor went from 3′ tall, his actual normal height, to 6’5″, so that he was looking at the blonde eye-to-eye. “Hello, I am Victor the Rubberband Man from S.A.V.I.O.R., and you are the most beautiful creature on this Earth. I had to Be Bold, and bring you a Tecate®.” He handed the woman the beer, turned, pointed at the DJ, who immediately started a tango! “Shall we dance?” and sure enough, the two of them were off to the dance floor!

“Tecate®?” I nervously offered a woman. She grabbed one, a friend grabbed another, and suddenly they were sweeping me up onto the floor, excited to dance with a hero of S.A.V.I.O.R.! I cannot believe this is my life!

I won’t go into the details, but let’s just say that an amazing time was had! All was going great, and well, this video sums it up.

(Note- Video may be offensive to some- adult language warning)




After most of the festivities were wrapping up, I noticed a tv in the main room on with a scroll of “S.A.V.I.O.R. called to foil a bank robbery.” I asked around, and people were saying that it was true, and echoed words I had heard over and over during the party.

“At last, a group that does what is needed.”

“So glad you are taking over for the Centurions- we need heroes not afraid to do the right thing.”

“I hear that villains surrender rather than facing the wrath of S.A.V.I.O.R.”

These and other statements like it were said over and over, by politicians and titans of industry, by models and executives. The talk came that S.A.V.I.O.R. had not captured the robbers, and that innocents had been killed, but the approval of S.A.V.I.O.R.’s methods continued. I smiled and thanked everyone for their support. I had the greatest day of my life, fully redeemed for my past mistakes. All thanks to S.A.V.I.O.R.!


Cavalry log spoken to A.R.C.H.I.E. and saved in group files.


Cavalry by our own AZ_Artisan
Video from Lonely Island


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